is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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