her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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