Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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