Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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