Its about making memories worth repressing
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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