ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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