did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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