i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
