He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
it's great music for shaving your balls
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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