She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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