And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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