eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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