I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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