I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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