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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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