I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
