My girlfriend figured out who you are.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
