Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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