You work out of a Hotel?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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