I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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