I wanna passion pit in your ass
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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