Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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