Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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