If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Semen is not good for contacts.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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