Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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