He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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