Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Send help, water and tortillas.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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