i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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