xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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