I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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