C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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