Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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