have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
