Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize
