I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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