This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Of course I have a pirate flag
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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