So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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