Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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