Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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