It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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