Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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