Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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