No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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