idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Just high enough for therapy.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
Randomize
