Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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