The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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