So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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