This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
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You. Win. At. Life.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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