Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Randomize