awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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