Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just cut my nipple shaving
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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