Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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