Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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