real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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