I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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