If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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